"Right, bottom," Sparkle echoed, looking... down that way.

Yeah, no, none of that really screamed 'soup' to him in any way, shape, or form. Sparkle wrinkled his nose a little, tilted his head, and then heaved a sigh. He was pretty sure he could tell the difference between category headers and menu items, simply because they were aligned differently, but beyond that...

"Thank god I'm not colourblind."