"But they'll get all sad if you don't," Sparkle countered, picking some... sort of green garnish-looking thing from the side of his plate and waving it at him. "I mean, they go through all this trouble to get all green and healthy so that we can eat them, and then you live on sliders for like a week. You need some fiber in you, man. Seriously."

It took a lot of self-restraint to refrain from making jokes about keeping regular, for the record.