"There's always going to be people like that. Mostly women, for some reason."

Or maybe his face just attracted a certain kind of woman a lot. Who knew?

"It's a nice spiel because it usually works on little middle class boys whose only problem is sometimes they don't feel so good about themselves, and they just need a little confidence to do whatever. But with the rest of us, it's just a matter of time until someone runs into the brick wall that is our wonderful reality."