Ooh! Ooh! Sparkle was a softie!

"Sitting," he announced, making his way over to that seat and pretty much immediately depositing his behind in it. Okay, so he wasn't usually this obedient, but seriously, meeting with Brianna at the Portalocity station instead of Atton and then finding out that somebody had made an attempt on his best friend's life had a funny way of throwing a guy off of his game. "Siiitting."

Lookit him, sitting there, kind of wide-eyed and looking sort of lost!