Hey, what could Sparkle say? He really liked being casually checked out by hot guys even when he was walking around in public. There was more to be disappointed about than the plumbing, anyway.

"The island," he agreed. "I guess the plus side is that I didn't end up, like, waking up a chick and then not noticing until I wandered into the living room or some shit like that."

That would have sucked. A lot.