"Man, just wait until I introduce them to potatoes. The versatile and delicious god of the vegetable world."

Potatoes. Because Sparkle cared.

... And because they were really freaking easy to grow and even easier to cook. Details.

"It would be really stupid of me to just, like, figure out what these are like by buying some of everything and then just sort of praying there's a book somewhere with pictures, right?"