There was a long pause at that, and then Sparkle blinked, and grinned, and just laughed outright.

"Okay, like, being fucked up on random drugs without even seeing it coming would probably suck, but what a name."

Honestly. A kid named Sparkle being messed up on glitter would be humourously fitting. If not for the whole telepathy and highly addictive yadda yadda of the thing.