Sparkle's mouth fell open. And then he shut it again. And then, once more, open.

And then he just snickered.

"Yeah, no, probably not. Like. Going by weird weekends past, the responsible option still involves showing a lot of cleavage and seeing how many guys want to buy him drinks."

Which, you know, Sparkle would be all over doing too, if the island hadn't ripped him off royally this weekend. Boo.