"No, like, you don't even... sometimes this stuff happens like two weeks in a row, so I could be, like, a pony, and then three days later I might be five."

SPARKLE WAS NOT PLEASED ABOUT THIS DEVELOPMENT.

"But this one missed me? So, like... maybe I'm catching a break? Like, I spent years on the island bitching about how this shit follows us home, so it might be trying to be all in-your-face-Sparkle about it?"

He could hope.