"... That's so weird," Sparkle decided, looking back Atton's way. "But maybe that's just my all... backwardsy Earth-ness talking."

Sparkle was pretty sure that if humans had control over Earth's weather, the first thing they'd do would be to reverse climate change so that people would stop complaining, and the second thing they'd do would be proceed to turn around and fuck everything up even worse than it had been to start.