"Touchy-feely wasn't really the aim back there," Sparkle pointed out, wrinkling his nose. "I was kind of more thinking I'd scream at the selfish bitch and smash all of her nice things, because if we can't have nice things, nobody can."

A long pause.

"And then I was too drunk to remember but I think she eventually got me some water and I helped clean up the broken glass."

Fuck everything anyway.