"Aw, you won't regret it when you're strutting across the dance floor, with big beefy guys trying to mosh you back off again," Sparkle countered, making his way toward the McD's. "Anyhow, it's not that bad. I'm not going to make you look like a bigger freak any anyone else we saw in there tonight."

Considering the number of people with safety pins through their eyebrows, this was possibly not saying much.