suitably_heroic | Outside a Metal Bar and Beyond, Baltimore, Thursday Evening

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Outside a Metal Bar and Beyond, Baltimore, Thursday Evening

"Okay," Atton said, staring back at the door he'd just been thrown out through. "Okay, that could have gone better."

One of these days he was going to charm his way back into Linda's good graces. Damn it all. She'd yelled at him some more about being a jackass when he and Sparkle'd tried to come in acting like nothing had ever happened (what? It worked with Sia), but that clearly hadn't worked out for him all that well.

And okay, he did have some more aces up his sleeves if he wanted to use them, but he was... kind of trying not to do that.

"But hey, the night's still young, right?" Right.

The night was young! And cold. Very, very cold.

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Atton assumed the universal headtilt of aren't you glad I let you get that out of your system?, but didn't comment. "You head there first," he said. "If we break off at the same time, people are going to notice."

"...You know, in case it actually is a sinister whatever. Or a trap. Been a while since I walked into a trap."

"Yeah, I gotta say, walking into traps isn't something that I'm really in the habit of, myself," Sparkle replied. "But really, how bad could it be?"

He gave his shoulders a shrug, passed his bottle over to Atton, and then cracked his knuckles.

"Worst case scenario, I just tell whoever's back there that I got lost on the way to the can."

And then he was making his way off again, this time winding his way ever-so-casually toward that door in question. And possibly stopping to check out some other back doors on the way. So as to not be too obvious, and all.

Hey, the kid was a natural. Not that this surprised Atton to any degree.

Atton snagged his bottle for one last drink, then tried to shove it into a jacket he wasn't currently wearing. ... Damn it.

He took it with him as he vanished into the crowd, keeping his eyes on the door.

It took Sparkle a few minutes to get that far, but eventually he did wind up at the door, leaning against the wall beside it for a moment to continue checking out the crowd. And then, confident that the only one actually looking at him was Atton, he reached for the knob - unlocked, score! - gave it a turn, and slipped inside, shutting the door behind him.

This was a mistake. He had about enough time to process the thought, 'holy fuck it's totally not a poker game,' and spit out the words, "So, this isn't the way to the bathroom?" before he was clubbed a good one upside the head.

Atton owed him way more than two bucks for this.

Atton waited another half-a-minute before he slid easily through the crowd to the door. Something felt off - and he didn't mean the kind of off he'd felt a minute ago. (There was a scale for this stuff; he just chose not to think about it.)

"I have a bad feeling about this," he muttered to no one in particular, opened the door, took a step... and ducked.

A baseball bat buried itself neatly in the doorway behind him. "Hey, hey!"

"Throw him out with the other one. Or shoot him."

"No shooting, all right?!"

Sparkle's head hurt.

Sparkle's head hurt, and people were being loud in another room.

Sparkle's head hurt, and people were being loud in another room, and mostly he just wanted his whiskey back. Why couldn't he have his whiskey back? He couldn't even focus on things at the moment, so the jackasses that chucked him back here were probably just being cruel and unusual for denying him his drink.

And probably for tying him up, too.

Ugh, was that blood in his hair? He'd just fixed that hair. God damn it, Atton. You messed up his hair.

Stop yelling!

The heavy door fell shut behind Atton.

Well, there went one avenue of escape. Nothing to do now but power through, and hope they hadn't murdered the kid already. (He was fairly sure they hadn't. Call it a hunch. Please call it a hunch.)

The guy with the gun took a step closer. "Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?" he said. "Yeah. You look familiar..."

"Seriously?" Atton said, staring back at him. "If I'd met anyone as ugly as you, I'd have known--"

Instincts blared at him very loudly to move, but Atton didn't really need that to know a punch was incoming. He ducked, snagging the man's arm, planting his foot down on the guy's instep-- and shoved, causing the gun to go skittering to the floor as the man's other arm impacted against the wall.

"What the--"

Better hope his hunch was right and none of the other guys were armed...

"Shut up."

Sparkle wasn't listening to the guy he'd christened 'Beefy' somewhere over the span of the last thirty seconds.

"Shut up."

Sparkle was trussed up like a piece of poultry or something and he was laying on the floor and there was a big guy staring down at him and people were still being loud, and so help him, if he had to put up with that shit, he was going to amuse himself however the hell he wanted.

"Look, kid, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna..."

Some people just didn't appreciate Hello, Dolly! the way that Sparkle did. He managed to give Beefy another cheeky grin in what he hoped was the guy's general direction, and then he hummed another line of it, because, fuck it, he was probably dead anyhow. Might as well make someone else miserable, too.

He stopped humming at the kick to the ribs, exhaling sharply and trying to curl up in a tighter ball on the floor than he was already in.

Okay. Okay. No pestering the big guys. Noted. He mumbled something under his breath that was probably intended to be 'Fuckers,' but with the way it articulated, more like a 'ffffshngh,' even Sparks wasn't completely sure.

You know, the problem with these Earth gangsters or low-lives or whatever the hell they were? Apparently they didn't know how to handle themselves without a firearm or a blunt object or something. That was the only explanation Atton could come up with.

Well, that, or he was just that good.

He picked up Hey-Don't-I-Know-You-From-Somewhere's blaster - sorry, gun - checked the safety, then put under his belt. For now. Shouldn't have thrown his holster in with his jacket when he got changed... damn it.

He swiped his by-now half-empty whiskey bottle up off the floor before taking it to the kinda heavy-looking metal door at the end. What was that, the Earth equivalent of a digital lock?

... He was going to try knocking first. Sure, surprise entrances could really help a guy out, but with Sparkle space knows where, he wasn't taking any risks.

Oh, Sparkle did not like that knocking sound. Granted, he didn't like any sounds right about then. Really, with all said and done, he didn't like much of anything. He especially didn't like Beefy, who was muttering something obscene under his breath as he went to answer the door. He didn't like the overhead lights, either. They were too damn bright, and he kind of wanted to just sleep or something. Damn lights. Should be illegal.

Grumbling more incoherent whatever under his breath, Sparkle was going to just attempt to worm his way out of the glare of the overhead lights. In a completely dignified manner that-- Oh. Oh ugh that wasn't even his blood on the floor that he was writhing through.

"Thafuhk..."

"Hey," Atton said casually. Damn, that guy had been taking something. Had to be. "I don't know what kind of operation you've got going on here, and I really don't care. I'm looking for a friend of mine. You just... hand him over and I'll be on my way."

He was strategically blocking the doorway. Nobody needed to see what he'd left behind there.

Oh... did Sparkle know that voice? Sparkle was pretty sure he knew that voice. It sounded like a voice that he happened to know, and he cracked open an eye to look toward the door, but all he really got was a view of Beefy's ass.

Say what you want about Beefy's bedside manner, he did have a pretty impressive ass.

"Y'owe m'too bucks," he grumbled from his very useful vantage point on the floor in some other poor fucker's blood. "S'not pok'r."

All of this was lost, of course, in Beefy's somewhat more coherent exclamation of, "Who the fuck are you?" as he launched himself at Atton.

Seriously, how stupid were these people? ... They could answer that later, when Atton wasn't at risk of suffering Blunt Idiot To The Face.

He practically flowed out of the guy's reach, snagging his arm as he came by and yanking it back hard. Then he kicked him in the back. Twice as hard. Sent the guy sprawling to the ground.

"Points for 'ask questions first, attack later'," he said, "But you lose some for 'poor sense of pacing'."

See, Atton? See how totally not poker it was in here?

... Sparkle was going to cling to that point as Beefy hit the floor beside him.

"Loudest rescue ever," he intoned, squinting as he tried to make out Atton under the glare of the overhead lights. "Next time, you go first."

"Is there anybody else around here?" Atton asked, ignoring that babble. "Because if I see another one of these idiots coming at me, I'm just going to start shooting kneecaps."

He knelt down by Sparkle's side.

"Dunno. Didn't get a chance to count," Sparkle grumbled, wiggling around a little on the floor in an attempt to free his hands. "Some poor bastard was in here before me, though."

He glanced down at the blood on the floor. Still fairly fresh.

"He's probably got someone dragging him around. No clue where they put him."

Probably wherever they had been planning on throwing Sparkle, too.

Because he was a nice guy, Atton reached out to help him with those restraints. "Well, going by the amount of blood on the floor," he mused as he freed Sparkle, "The guy won't have more than a few hours unless they patch him up. Two, maybe three?"

Not that it was their business.

"Sucks to be him."

"A bit," Sparkle mumbled, frowning down at the blood as Atton worked to free him. "Something tells me they're not gonna patch him up, either."

Call it a hunch.

"So I'm picking the club next time."

Just letting Atton know, here.

"There you go," Atton said. "You feel confused? Dizzy? Like you want to vomit?"

He'd ignore the club thing. Shut up, he still really liked this place. A little blood wasn't going to throw him off.

"Yes," Sparkle replied, to all of the above, as he gave his wrists a somewhat uncoordinated rub. "Feels like he hit me in the brain with a brick."

Or a baseball bat. One of those.

"Who're they? What'd we... you know? S'not poker."

The poker thing was going to be the sticking point today.

"It's not poker," Atton agreed. "And you probably have a concussion, so I'm hauling your ass out of here. Our friend splashed all over the floor down here can go save himself."

They might have to find somewhere to crash for the night. Atton wasn't sure either of them wanted to be caught hauling in injured on the island.

Sparkle made a bit of a whining sound at that. Because, in terms of summing up the whole situation, that was about the best he could manage.

"Gotta get my bag..."

See, Atton? That change of clothes would totally come in handy.

"Yeah, yeah, we'll get the bag," Atton promised. "Think I saw a door that opens out on the alley back there in the next room."

And with that, he was going to try to haul your ass upright, Sparkle. With a lot more care than he was going to admit to later.

And Sparkle wasn't going to admit that he was more or less hanging off of Atton as he was hauled to his feet, either. They could live in that merry state of denial together forever!

"N'if it doesn't lead out to the alley?"

What if they were trapped in the back room of the Random Heavy Metal Baltimore Mafia forever?

"I'll shoot someone in the kneecap. I already covered that, didn't I?" Atton said. "Pure pazaak."

Now just to get Sparkle out through the door and past that merry trio of passed-out gentlemen on the floor...

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