"I'm not sure it actually had shins. I'm not sure what it was," Sparkle muttered. "You haven't seen this stuff yet, right? You're in for a treat, man. I swear."
... 'Treat.' For a certain meaning of the word.
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"I'm not sure it actually had shins. I'm not sure what it was," Sparkle muttered. "You haven't seen this stuff yet, right? You're in for a treat, man. I swear."
... 'Treat.' For a certain meaning of the word.