Atton - who had gotten his hair cut to a middle length last week because screw symbolism, really - leaned back again. "I mean, it's all good here, but the rice noodle rolls are their big Thing," he said.

He glanced towards the menu like he hadn't been here often. "As for me, I'm still fine. Somehow. I don't really understand it, but I wrote a whole thing about it last week, so it's got to be true."