I'm good at shooting people, cracking wise, and pretending to know how to fight.

Right. I yelled for people to post wall-of-text infoposts so I could also do one, and I guess that means I should actually write this one! No bullet points, for once. Just a lot of old-fashioned backstory ranting.

( Atton Rand, Not Your Father’s Han Solo )

( Lucifer Morningstar, God On A Break (Indefinite) )

( Margo Hanson, Fucking Magician. )

( Jesse Faden, Director of the Federal Bureau of Control )

( Aloy, Who Still Exists, I Promise )

( Me, free of the Year of Huge Changes )

I have a habit of making these posts GARGANTUAN, so in an effort to keep them short this time, I'll try to stick to bullet points, especially since I don't have anyone new this term. Woe.

Refer to the previous one if you'd rather have the The Size Of A Small Novel version.

( The Adults: Kaidan and Cable. )

( The Students: Liara, Atton, Peter. )

( The Twenty-Something: Me. )